If ROBIN WILLIAMS were a president, this world would be more peaceful
The Plan!
> Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in
> Arabic.
>
> You gotta love Robin Williams. Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
> Williams to come up with the perfect plan.
>
> Robin Williams' plan ... (Hard to argue with this logic!)
>
> "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
> plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
>
> 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
> affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
> Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys",
> we will never "interfere" again.
>
> 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
> Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They
> don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
> allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
>
> 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
> leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
> will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or
> where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
>
> 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
> days unless given a special permit!!! No one from a terrorist nation
> will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
> don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't
> need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>
> 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
> If they don't attend cl., they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>
> 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
> wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
> will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
> The caribou will have to cope for a while
>
> 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
> for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can
> go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
>
If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
> will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
> rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
> is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
> little, if anything.
>
> 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't
> need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
> would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
> 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
> can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
> ENGLISH. Learn it or LEAVE! Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
>
> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your
> poor, your huddled m.." She's got a baseball bat and she's
> yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
>
> If you agree with the above forward it to friends. If not, and I would
> be amazed, DELETE it!!!
>
